[BARC] Boring Report

[Ward Silver]

> Planned competitions include:
> 
>     - Six meter moonbounce receiving competition.

Is that before or after the drinking?

>     - Tower section race.

Same question.

>     - Best excuse competition.

Sorry, a certain East Coast station has won this in perpetuity.
Gesundheit!

>     - Riding lawn mower slalom.

This one had better be before - or how 'bout a Riding Lawn Mower Limbo
Under the Elevated Radials and Figure 8 Race?

>     - Monty Python endurance tests.

Run away!!!

>     - Intel stock basics (demonstration by N6TR using his Yo-Yo).
>     - How dumb is the dog (using a pocket LASER pointer).

Can we combine these two?

>     and a big favorite at camp Boring
> 
>     - How to improve your contest scores by using common garden
>       vegetables.

On what?

73, 0-bat